My own weather forecast for Michigan for the rest of the year

Another cold front coming to the Midwest; this spring so far, there have been warm fronts, albeit very brief, but dominated by constant cold fronts. I think that this pattern will change right around the 29th of April, 2019, and very warm weather (around 85 degrees) will start to rapidly dominate for a few days, before a stationary cold front arrives, bringing it down to about 50 degrees for about a week. Then, once the cold front is gone, it will get slightly warmer for about 3 days, a cool down for a day, then four days of temperatures in the low 80's. Next, a long-term and weak cold front will persist for about 11 days, and during the 23rd or 24th of May, will finally start to get much warmer, as in, low 90's possibly up to mid-90's (at the end of this period), but this warm up will be very gradual, about 2 degrees increase each day, starting at about 71 degrees, and the last 1/4th of the duration of this warm front will be increasing by up to 6 degrees each day. Mid 90's will then briefly persist in the beginning to mid June for about two days, followed by off-on 70's/80's once every two days, for about two or three weeks, until nearly the end of June, right around the 24th. That's when we will start to see about 96, almost 97, degrees by the time June ends. In July, July to start off mild, somewhere in the 70's, and for once every two days will drop down to about 66 for a brief period, just over a week, after which, we will see around 97-99 degrees for a couple of days. Once the couple of days are over, it will start to get slightly cooler than that, hovering at about 85 and 90's will come every couple of days or so. Next, temperature will hover around 80 degrees, with around 85 every now and then, and right around the 18th of July, mid 90's will briefly come about. After these mid-90's are over, after about 10 days, will be about 80 to 84 degrees for the rest of the month, and the start of August will see a very brief 102 or so degrees, these 100 or so degree temperatures will come and go for about an hour each day, followed by upper-80's. This trend will likely continue, but by right around the 8th of August, will start to see times of low-80's, until the 22nd, when the trend will keep almost the same except that low and upper 90's will return, until the 30th. September will also see mid-to upper 90's, but not until right around the 14th, and the 90's will be very brief, lasting once every four days. These intruding 90's will keep invading, despite the breaks from these 90's being rather cool, in the mid and upper 70's, and this pattern to last about three and a half weeks. That will likely be followed by a long period of about 65 for about three weeks, after which it will still be in the 60's but this time there will be mid 50's mixed in, gradually this pattern will stay the same but continually and gradually becoming cooler, and by the 11th of October, temperatures will start to become around 50 as highs, and soon after, within about two weeks, these 50's will become the highest highs, gradually becoming mixed in with low and mid 40's. These mixing temperatures will most likely lead, after about one and a half month, to highs being in the low-to-mid 40's, as well as a few 30's as highs. Once the 30's start to come around, there will be 4 day periods when the highs stay at a steady 33 to 37 degrees, otherwise there will be about one day for every five days of around 40 degrees. Next, 5 days of 40 degrees weather, followed by a 30 degree day, followed by two days of 44, then six days of 32 to 34 degrees. Once this is done, expect that it, the high, will start to fall to 30 degrees very often, once every three days, until about the 11th of December, when 20's will start and stay in place for quite a while, several days in a row, followed by some brief 30's, which likely to be followed by a long warmup into the mid to upper 30's (to last about 4 days), one day around 25, followed by 4 more days of mid to upper 30's. Once this pattern is over, expect low 30's as highs, for about 8 days, after which a steady 20 degrees will be a high, for about one day, and slightly more than that every other day.